Bathroom Sex

I've talked with my girlfriend about sex in public places. She's into
it, but her only request is that the place to be at least clean (not
some dirty bathroom in a diner or something.) This past weekend, I had
given her lots of back massages and scalp massages to help relax her
after a stressful week of work. She told me she won't forget to repay
me and suggested that maybe on Sunday, that a public frolicking might
be my reward.

Sunday comes by and we go to the mall and other places nearby to pick
up things we need. We had just left Wal-mart, and I really needed to
use the bathroom to take a dump. But the bathroom was closed for
cleaning for 15 minutes. I didn't want to wait, and instead we go to
the car to drive to Olive Garden for dinner. Now, the Olive Garden
near us has a small parking lot and you can easily spend 20-25 minute
driving around looking for parking. I inform my girlfriend that I have
to pee really badly (even though I have to take a dump), and wanted to
pull into a Panera Bread cafe nearby to use their bathroom since they
have a HUGE parking lot and I know I can find a spot, run in, take a
quick dump, and be on my way.

I run into the bathroom, which only has one stall, and I see that it's
occupied. Whatever I had eaten earlier wasn't sitting well with me and
I start pacing around in the bathroom waiting for the guy inside the
stall to finish. I'm literally sweating trying not to think about this
massive load that's going to explode once I sit down on the seat. I'm
unable to hold it any longer, lock the door (with the other guy still
inside the stall), drop my pants, squat, and take a massive explosive
dump into the urinal. Just then, the door quietly opens and closes;
apparently, the lock was broken. It's my girlfriend who decided to
cash in my reward.

There I was, squatting, with my ass facing the urinal, taking a dump.
She left in a hurry, and waited for me in the car. It was the quietest
and most awkward dinner ever…

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