Sloppy Night on the Green
This happened a couple years ago, after a night out drinking heavily
for a friend's birthday. Ended up making out with one of her friends
on the dance floor, and before I realized it everyone else had cabbed
it home without me.
So I grabbed a cab with this guy, and things kind of advanced in the
back seat. I intended to get dropped off at my house and let him
continue home in the cab, but he had other things in mind and got out
with me to "kiss me goodnight."
We end up on the golf course making-out, and I give him head. By this
point we're both drunk and horny enough that it makes sense for him to
pull my tampon out (it was the very end of my cycle) so that we can
fuck.
I think this series of facebook messages about sums up how well that went:
Me: "I have the most ridiculous hickeys on my neck right now…damn you…"
Him: "home in less than an hour and im still fuckin drunk… u have no
idea how much of ur blood was on my hands/balls it was kinda gross
cleaning it so i guess thats payback for the hickeys"
Me: "Haha, very sorry. Truly. Congrats on making it home that quick though."
And that about sums up the last of me speaking with him. Definitely
learned my lesson after that night, but if we leave out that last bit,
it makes a good story, and was definitely a fun time!
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